Survivor: Go Cirie!

We get a 5-minute long recap of the entire season so far. Like somebody might be tuning in for the first time. Jonathan compared the favorites to the Red Sox, Amanda caught a shark, we have a gratuitous shot of Natalie and Alexis back in the beginning of the season when I’m fairly convinced they weren’t actually there, there were a bunch of injuries and we lost Jonathan who rocks, Amanda/Parv/Cirie had an alliance, Ozzy/Jason/Erik were Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest (I still cannot beat The 3 Musketards as far as names go), and now we have the Final Four of Cirie, Natalie, Amanda and Parvati. I’m rooting for Cirie because she’s been pretty bad-ass. She’s done all this sneaky shit but she’s gotten everybody else to actually *do* it. Natalie sucks balls because she thinks she’s bad-ass when she’s not. Amanda thinks she’s going to be seen as “loyal.” We’ll see. Parvati…annoyed me so much in her first season that I really cannot abide her winning this one even if she played a way better game this time.

Awwww!

Mary Poppins is on ABC Family tonight.  Awwww.  I watched this movie incessantly when I was little.  I had such a crush on Burt.  “When you’re with Mary Poppins, suddenly you’re in places you’ve never dreamed of.  And quick as you can say ‘Bob’s your uncle,’ the most unusual things begin to happen.”

Sad Boy

Does anybody think David Archuleta actually hates his life and wishes he could just be back home playing with legos? Me too.

Survivor: James is Usurped!

Back from Tribal, Amanda and Cirie are feeling pretty good after Alexis’s ouster.  Erik and Natalie are reeling.  In fact, Natalie is laying under a blanket with a doo-rag on while flies land on her head…she looks like a corpse.  Which is not that much different.

Erik interviews that at Tribal Amanda made him feel like a fool.  Well, WAIT TIL LATER BABY!  (Spoiler).  Natalie instructs Erik that if he wins reward he has to send her to Exile so she can look for the Idol.  They don’t trust anybody blahblahblah easily-dupedcakes.

American Idol: Jason or Syesha?

Here we go.  Is it Jason or Syesha?  I have a final tomorrow so…

Howie Mandel.  Ew.

Reelin’ in the Years by Steely Dan for Group Sing.  Weak.  And now with 30% more showchoir choreography.

David Archuleta is safe.  I am so shocked.

Absurdity During Finals Time

A few years ago I was home for spring break. My family had a couple packages of Peeps sitting on our breakfast bar because Peeps = teh delicious. I picked up a purple bunny and took a bite, as my mom came around the corner and asked me what I was eating. And I said the following:

It’s a peep. A purple peep. I’m a purple peeple eater.

And then I laughed for the rest of the day. Just when I thought it was gone, it slip back into my head (”purple peeple eater”) and I would laugh some more.

That is all.

Survivor: 3 Guys, 1 Girl and a Great Theme

Seacrest welcomes us by informing us that 3 of these people have already been #1 in the vote totals.  Considering the demographics of the voters of this show (not viewers, voters) I’m going to have to say that’s all 3 guys.  I bet they are Final 3, they are all far too well-liked to leave this weak.  Barring one of them biting the head off a live bat on stage, I think they’re all safe.

Funny Kids

I haven’t posted in awhile because I’ve been so busy with finals and crap. So has my good friend M-Boogie. But we managed to coincide a break the other day and the following conversation ensued.

M-Boogie: wait wait wait wait wait. They killed a horse on the track today.
Andrea: I know, it’s kind of sad.
M-Boogie: did they show it??
Andrea: she came in 2nd, then her legs snapped on the cool down lap. Which is a little funny. But also: horse racing is kind of inhumane if a horse’s legs snapped on the cool down lap. I dont’ know if they showed it, I heard about it after.

SPLASH ONE!

We took one from the Cubs in dramatic fashion last night.  After freakin’ Izzy gave up two runs to freakin’ Soriano in the 9th, we came back and won on a Skip Schumaker walk-off homer in the 11th.  Yay Skip!  Today our wunderkind Kyle Lohse takes on Ted Lilly.  Here are some of my favorite Cards pictures to inspire a win!

Skip Schumaker

Soooo cute!

Survivor: Finally We Get an Idol

Recap of Natalie being gross and stupid, thinking she’s all bad-ass and cool.  But Jason being just slightly more stupid and Ozzy being a Bitter Betty.

We now get footage of medical services looking at James’s finger.  Medical cleans out the wound and warns him of getting an infection.  They’re going to reexamine it the next morning and perhaps send him home for surgery.  What the hell is going on this season?!?!  Is this finally the season where someone dies?  Because that would be…not awesome.  But a little awesome.

Creepy nightvision footage of a crab.