This Time It’s Personal

Tonight we are back with the Guys. Randy was right last week when he said only about 4 of them deserve to go on to the Top 10 but alas, that’s not the way the show works, so we have to weed out 4 of these schmucks this week and next. Ryan [...]

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It’s the Amazing Race, not the Amazing Friendship

 
Previously, all the teams got sent to Ecuador (not to be confused with Peru) and the daunting task of finding the North entrance of a giant national park proved too much for a lot of the teams, with Team Face Ball-Stoppers being eliminated first. Remember kids, no more training wheels. We are using [...]

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American Idol Results: Filler, filler everywhere but not a drop to drink

 
They start off by talking about all the artists who are guest-starring on the show this season. For some reason, it goes Diana Ross, Jon Bon Jovi, J-Lo, Gwen Stefani, Tony “I Talk My Way Thru Songs” Bennett, Martina McBride (huge voice) and then two members of Herman’s Hermits. Now, I love Herman’s [...]

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American Idol: Girls Grow Up Faster than Boys Do

 
Our show kicks off with a recap of the boys from last night. I don’t really know why they insist on putting us through this again, because it was pretty excruciating the first time. A few of them were pretty good, but nobody blew me away. Here’s the recap, it should tell [...]

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American Idol: Old Gray Idol Just Ain’t What She Used to Be

Seriously, what is with all the gray tonight?  I felt like I was watching this on my parents old Magnavox.  Anyway, the first round of the show that I actually care about is upon us and tonight we are starting with the boys.  Some of these boys I’ve become familiar with throughout the season so [...]

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More Martinis, Less Cardio: Amazing Race All-Stars

Season 11 of the Amazing Race begins in beautiful Miami, Florida. I did not see AJ or Lt. Winslow in the background anywhere, but I was on a full Mustache Watch just the same. We get a little intro about each team, all of which are lame and cheesy. If you want [...]

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Veronica Mars, The CW Tuesday nights at 9 pm

Do you like mysteries? Snarky dialogue? A hott girl with a razor-sharp wit?Veronica Mars is 13 episodes into its junior season and it remains one of the wittiest, freshest, snarkiest entertaining shows on television. We’re here to get you caught up to speed so that we can start a weekly article about [...]

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Homer Hotties: Adam Haluska

Hello and welcome to the first installment of what will hopefully become a regular feature here, Homer Hotties. This is where one of the Ladies… will sing the praises, ogle the assets, and generally drool over someone from one of her teams. This inaugural article is going to feature one of my beloved Iowa Hawkeyes, [...]

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Survivor: Deadly Sea Snakes

So, the new season of Survivor started last week. It was pretty much like any other first episode: 20 people who appear facially to be diverse but are all actually quite a bit alike because they chose to go on a reality show were dropped off on an island in Fiji. The Exile Island bit [...]

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Amazing Race All-Stars Preview

 
So we have started this illustrious Hollywood blog just in time for the All-Star version of the best reality show on TV, The Amazing Race. It kicks off this Sunday, February 18th on CBS. They’ve brought back teams from seasons 1-3, 5, 7, 9 and 10. I wish they could’ve gotten one [...]

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