Posted in LadyAndrea, Survivor, reality tv on March 31, 2007 | No Comments »
Previously, Lisi was an exiled snot, Anthony was a whiner who probably is an okay dude in real life, and Rocky was an ASSHOLE who is probably an ASSHOLE in real life. (Isn’t that picture scary? It’s looking right at me! The big version of this picture turned out to fill my whole screen and [...]
Posted in American Idol, LadyAndrea, reality tv on March 29, 2007 | No Comments »
We start out tonight’s blissfully only 30 minutes long Results Show with Ryan wearing a wig that is meant to look like Sanjaya’s pony-tail mohawk from last night. He claims he’s been “Sanjayaed.” That is so funny! These guys should write for SNL. Blah blah blah, recap of last night’s performances. You all know what [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 28, 2007 | 3 Comments »
It’s Gwen Stefani night here on American Idol and I must say that while I find Gwen Stefani to be cute and pretty awesome, I’m not a huge fan of her music. I type, “If 12 Diana Ross songs were hard to come by, 10 Gwen Stefani songs is really pushing it.” But [...]
Posted in LadyAndrea, aracearoundtheworld, reality tv on March 26, 2007 | No Comments »
Previously, there were giant rats, there was coal-hauling and freakin’ Charla and Mirna finished first. Uchenna and Joyce finished last, but it was non-elimination, which means in this coming leg if they don’t finish 1st, they incur a 30-minute penalty. That will turn out to not matter. At all. By a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 23, 2007 | No Comments »
Previouslies: Moto is living in Daddy Warbucks’ house and Ravu is scrubbing the floors and being spit on by Miss Hannigan. Rocky loses his shit and then gets pounded by Dreamz. Heh heh. The Moto bitches are mean to Dreamz and Cassandra because they (the Moto bitches) are stupid. Rocky [...]
Posted in American Idol, LadyAndrea, reality tv on March 22, 2007 | No Comments »
We kick it off tonight with Ryan going, “The results are IN. Is your favorite OUT?” Oh, the lovely turn of phrase. That’s quite the wordsmith you are, Seacrest. Also, Paula is draped in a spider web and we get a 5 minute recap of last night’s performances. Last week, Brandon didn’t get a sing [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 21, 2007 | No Comments »
We kick the night off with the stage parting like the Red Sea and Ryan Seacrest emerging from inside it. He is dressed like an encyclopedia salesman. Paula looks like she randomly threw on some clothes from the Good Will on her way to the theatre and she drunkenly cackles that the contestants [...]
Posted in LadyAndrea, aracearoundtheworld, reality tv on March 19, 2007 | No Comments »
Previously, there was sign-building and mail-sorting and it was about as exciting as the UCLA-Indiana game on Saturday. Amber and Rob went home and, like them or not, that will make the show a little duller. I guess Rob really isn’t Jesus, because Jesus would’ve had that letter like nothing.
My viewing party this [...]
Posted in American Idol, LadyAndrea, reality tv on March 15, 2007 | No Comments »
As quickly as the American Idol singers give me more Show Choir Camp love, the American Public snatches it away like the retards that they are and sends home a cutie-patootie who was better than a number of people last night. Ah well, that’s the way it goes.
Tonight is a Very Special Idol Recap [...]
Posted in American Idol, LadyAndrea, reality tv on March 14, 2007 | No Comments »
You know how in 10 Things I Hate About You the Dumb Sister wonders how since you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, can you ever just be whelmed? I’m totally whelmed by last night’s performances. There were a few that were amazing. There were a few that were awful. And then [...]
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