Amazing Race: Amazing Hour of Suckitude

Just fair warning: this episode pretty much sucked. It was edited all funny-like. I also did not like the ending, but I’ll not spoil it for you, fair readers. Because I am here to please you. Previously, Uchenna and Joyce took a (stupid) risk and were sent packing. We are now down to 2 Good [...]

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Reality TV Showdown: Jeff Probst vs. Phil Keoghan

Sparked by a comment from the Survivor thread and a suggestion from wonderful Steve, I decided to do a showdown about who is the better, cooler, hotter, awesomer reality TV host, Jeff Probst or Phil Keoghan. I find both of these guys to be pretty cool, to tell the truth. They have fun jobs, they [...]

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American Idol: The Haley Bot Short Circuits

Tonight’s results show is just stacked with filler. Why do these things need to be an hour? WHY? I’ll try to keep my recap shorter. Oh my god what is Paula wearing? Shiny bright green boobs! AHHH! Terrifying. We kick things off with a group sing of “Bailamos.” This song always makes me [...]

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American Idol: Get Out Your Maracas

Okay, tonight is Latin night here on American Idol. But what that really means is “Miami Sound Machine and Santana” night. J-Lo is here as the guest vocal coach and while I don’t particularly care for her, she gives some good advice and looks really delightful to work with. So that’s cool. [...]

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Amazing Race: Not-so-smart Cookies

Last week, we had a two-hour extravaganza of crap, with an intersection that lost the Beauty Queens’ their lead and didn’t even give the Guidos a chance to make up their elimination penalty. BOOOOO, Intersection. We did get a funny line from Eric, but just when I think he might be okay, along comes this [...]

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Survivor: My Parents are Fun

So, I’m home for Easter and last night I watched Survivor with Mama and Papa Lady Andrea. (Their actual names are Brenda and Mark). That was a hoot, but I didn’t take any notes because we were just having a good time hanging out, so this is a significantly abbreviated Survivor recap.
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Sad Day

Hi everybody, this is Clare. Here’s a picture of us going, “What has 4 thumbs and takes good pictures? These girls!” I’m one of Andrea’s Amazing Race viewing partners, though I have yet to make an appearance in a recap. I’m here to report the sad news that upon seeing that Sanjaya, Haley and Phil [...]

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American Idol: My Opinions? Not Widely Held.

Alright, we open tonight with Ryan’s usual lovely turn of phrase about…..something. Who knows? We go to the judges and I can’t even address Randy’s sparkly shirt because I’m too frightened of Boris and Natasha. Simon has on another low-cut shirt and the chest hair, OH IT BURNS! Paula has on [...]

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Amazing Race II: Electric Sausage Boogaloo

We’re back for hour 2 of Sausage, Sausage Everywhere, but Not a Bucket to Throw Up In. If you’ll recall, the Beauty Queens and Oswald/Danny have already left the pitstop and gotten their tickets for the bus to Auschwitz that leaves at 1:00 pm. Uchenna and Joyce depart at 2:30 am and are [...]

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Amazing Race: Chopin Broccoli

Previously, we had the most poorly-planned leg ever. Charla and Mirna got ahead of everyone by, like, a week and it turns out that our illustrious Peter Cavan was right about Charla and Mirna’s “dhow delay” being staged (at least according to TWoP). That really sucks. Teri and Ian went home. [...]

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