Heh heh

I was recently showed this by my friend Becky and I cannot stop watching it.

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Survivor: Sob. No More Yau Man.

Well, I didn’t recap last week’s episode and I frankly couldn’t even bring myself to watch it. Yau Man is GONE! And I am HEARTBROKEN! Sigh. This week, the Favorites come back from Tribal and Cirie is fighting with Ami and Jonathan. They’re mad at her for flipping, which is fair. Because she sucks. Stupid [...]

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American Idol: Really? Them? Huh.

Apparently eliminations are inevitable and the drama is real, according to Seacrest. Hmm. We’ll see. We have some random crap and then the Group Sing kicks off with the boys singing “The Light in Your Eyes,” then the girls sing…something from up in the Red Box. I don’t know it. Then they go into “The [...]

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Big Brother: Where Do They Get These People?

Julie recaps YESTERDAY’S show, calling the nominated couples “long-time allies.” “Long time?” THEY’VE BEEN THERE TWO FUCKING WEEKS! I guess in BB time, that’s like a lifetime. The Dramatic Blue Filter of Drama shows the Veto ceremony again.
James interviews that he has Ryan and Adam on board to get Alex/Amanda out. Alex says he won’t [...]

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American Idol: Crazy on Carly and Brooke

The girls are up tonight and if the sort-of spoilers are any indication, we have not one but TWO songs by Heart. I heart Heart, so I am very excited. It appears that, just like with the men, the Last Pimp Spot is now the First Pimp Spot because Carly is leading it [...]

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Big Brother: When Tragedy Strikes! [eye roll]

Sorry for no recap of the nomination episode, my TIVO blinked out on me. Matt/Natalie and Alex/Amanda are nominated and Sheila/Allison came clean about their faux lesbianism. That’s about all that happened.
In Very Serious Blue Filter, we see the two couples nominated. Back in color, Alex is pissed at Amanda because he knows she is [...]

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American Idol: Do the Hustle! Doo doo doo da doo doo da doo doo

Alright, time to trim some more fat! I’m hoping this week we can halve the number of Indistinguishable Blondes (Kady and Kristy, I’m looking at you) and send Danny packing because he just bugs me. As for the other guy spot, I’ll reserve that for someone who actually sings poorly and not someone I’ve just [...]

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Kicked-Off Round Up

Normally I would be here to provide snarky recaps of the Idol results show and Survivor, but I am in DC for a few days and last night was the Book Tour party and it was awesome and a total shitshow. So I’m just here to say that on Idol, Garrett and Colton went home [...]

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American Idol: Girls Gone…Pretty Good.

Typically at this stage in the game, the women outshine the men. I certainly hope they are at least less “BLAH” than last night. Seacrest let’s us know that the flu has hit the Top 24. I guess one of the “chosen” girls is sick, so they’re preemptively making an excuse for her. The girls [...]

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Big Brother: 1000 Lbs of Crazy!

Tonight is my least favorite part of BB, which is saying a lot. The Live Eviction Show is so beyond the pale in idiocracy. Blech. Julie welcomes us while wearing a kicky blue scarf. She kind of looks like the woman in that ghost story where you remove the ribbon around her neck and her [...]

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