The Bug-Eyed Filter of Bug-eyedness shows us that last time Adam won HOH and nominated Chelsia and James. He says it’s b/c the two of them play together, which is fair. Both of them are being cool with it because they know it was a smart move. Josh preens about having never been on the block, heh heh. Natalie is going all cuckoo-pants about how great Adam is. I’d wait and see who wins POV, sweetcheeks. James and Chelsia are dorking around about being nominated and Sheila can’t handle it, calling them childish. That is RICH. She runs off to tell Adam and Natalie and interspersed with Chelsia making fun of Sheila probably going upstairs to say “I’m not gonna vote for Chelsia because she wouldn’t hug me after she was nominated” we actually see Sheila DO JUST THAT. And then Natalie says that they’re joking around and being stupid to cover up the hurt and the pain because one of them is going home. Project much, you two?
These people are awful proud of themselves without having played POV yet. Hmmm. James and Chelsia are hanging out and he “jokes” that she should throw POV because he’s already been evicted once. Lame. She doesn’t get offended but just calmly says she wants to stay. Natalie and Sheila powwow that James will not win POV because God is controlling it. Snerk. Where was your God when Matt got evicted, huh? WHERE WAS YOUR GOD THEN?!?!
It’s now time for the luxury competition that I missed while I was in Vegas. Due to the gambling aspect, Ryan won but then bet it all for a chance at some money and then lost it, so Sheila, Sharon, Joshuah and Chelsia are going to see 21 (which I actually really want to see.) Also, one of them will win teh trip to Vegas that Ryan lost in the bet. Chelsia wins it and goes apeshit. Now that I’ve been there, I can see how that’d be pretty exciting. She gets a suite at Planet Hollywood and $5000 of chips. Nice. I find it weird that Ryan chose Adam, James and Natalie as his foursome. That’s weird. The movie-goers get beer and settle in.
We then pick POV players at night, which is different from normal. Adam, Chelsia and James each pick Josh, Sheila and James gets his choice so he picks Sharon. He dances around for getting to pick Sharon, but she doesn’t know if she’d help him because that would mean Josh would get nominated in his place. Bright n early, Evel Dick comes in to the shrieky strains of “rock” because he’s “cool” and “badass.” Gag me. He’s such an asshole. I can’t believe CBS brought him back. He wakes them up by banging pots and pans and everybody freaks out. Wow, Natalie does not wake up cute. Sheila of course jumps right on him.
The backyard is “Club Evel.” Gross. The idea is to finish as many gross drinks as you can in 3 minutes. For each drink consumed, you get one shot in Evel Croquet for the POV. If anybody can beat Evel Dick’s score of 33 from last year, they’ll win a classic Gibson guitar. If they can’t, Dick keeps the guitar. We also get a lovely flashback clip of Dick being a jerk to his housemates. Sharon is up first and you can’t watch the others, so she’s alone with Evel Dick. That’s scary. She does the Chili drink, Sweet Pepper/Lime drink, and Grapefruit/Oyster drink for 3 (it appears). Josh appears to quit. Sheila is like bottoms up. Jeezus. Dick tries to heckle them, but it’s pretty lame. Chelsia is doing great, way to go Iowa. Adam does fine, James does well.
Josh gets 5 shots, Chelsia and Sharon get 6 each and they all suck at croquet. Sheila gets 7 shots and she cleans up in the scoring department. Of course, this pretty much involves shooting a ball straight down a croquet hallway. It looks simple. She gets 23 total and has the Veto for now. Adam is up with 8 shots and scores 28 so he has the Veto. James has 10 shots and needs a 29. He starts off pretty rough, but he’s averaging about 3 per shot so he should win. He does, with a 29. Haha, I love it. I hope Chelsia stays, though.
Schmoopy Music of Schmoopiness plays while James and Chelsia hug and stuff. Josh and Sharon are sweating it a little bit. Josh thinks he can get Sharon on the block, so he approaches Ryan of the Secret Ohio/Gay Alliance that, much like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects. Ryan’s going to work on Adam to get Sharon nominated. Josh works Sharon, saying that she’d be easier against Chelsia because she’s a saint. Nobody likes him, so he could go. So THEN stupid Sharon says he can tell Adam that she’s okay with being nominated as a replacement. WHAT? You dumb girl. She even goes to Adam and says that he can put her up, but they all have to work together to get Chelsia out. NOOOOOO!
Natalie and Adam powwow about surprising everybody by putting up Joshuah and splitting up him and Sharon because Sharon will do whatever Joshuah wants. If they get rid of him, she’ll cross over. Natalie’s not that dumb…interesting. Ryan really wants to weaken James (plus the secret Ohio/Gay alliance) so he’s pushing hard for Chelsia. We get to the Veto Meeting and duh James removes himself. Adam nominates Sharon. Lady Andrea out.
