Funny Kids

I haven’t posted in awhile because I’ve been so busy with finals and crap. So has my good friend M-Boogie. But we managed to coincide a break the other day and the following conversation ensued.

M-Boogie: wait wait wait wait wait. They killed a horse on the track today.
Andrea: I know, it’s kind of sad.
M-Boogie: did they show it??
Andrea: she came in 2nd, then her legs snapped on the cool down lap. Which is a little funny. But also: horse racing is kind of inhumane if a horse’s legs snapped on the cool down lap. I dont’ know if they showed it, I heard about it after.

M-Boogie: very, very true. This is why anabolic steroids are illegal. Because when they give them to horses, shit like this happens. I want to know if they literally shot the horse or if there is something better
Andrea: oh yikes. I figured for putting it to sleep.
M-Boogie: I mean, do they carry around a liter of horse poison to put down a 800 pounds animal mercifully?
Andrea: Hahaha. They have it in supersoakers
M-Boogie: IIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT
Andrea: thank you. [bows]
M-Boogie: on a positive note, we can probably start making fun of horse crazies again soon. I don’t mean to
beat
a
dead
horse
but they’re still funny

It is an injection. It’s not just someone’s sidearm
Andrea: bummer. I was hoping for sawed off shotgun
M-Boogie: i was hoping for something horrific and caught on tape
Andrea: M-80s? They blow it up like when a whale beaches?
M-Boogie: fire ants
Andrea: the grabvoids from Tremors
M-Boogie: force feeding it with a tube then kicking it in the stomach
Andrea: SUCH a good movie. My brother and I have two lines we quote all the time. I say, “Goddamit, listen to me. I’m older and I’m wiser.” and he goes, “Well you’re half right.” and then we laaaaugh
M-Boogie: do you laaaaaaugh or heeeeeeeee
Andrea: b/c we are dorks
M-Boogie: i bet it’s more of a heeee
Andrea: No, I don’t actually heeee much in real life. I have a good hearty laugh. You’ve never heard it. (wait for it…you’ll get there.) or not. Because of the retard thing.
M-Boogie: damn you
Andrea: haha. Man, I’ve missed talking to you
M-Boogie: yeah finals BLOW
Andrea: …and?
M-Boogie: i don’t get online much anymore. Because finals BLOW
Andrea: I hate you so very much. I’m SO nice to you. And I haven’t the foggiest idea why
M-Boogie: what did i do now? Oh wait I got it
Andrea: …wait, you haven’t been doing this on purpose?
M-Boogie: I miss talking to you too
Andrea: Oh for fuck’s sake
M-Boogie: There, is that right?
Andrea: Fuuuuck offffffff
M-Boogie: nailed it. suck it trebek