Here we go. Is it Jason or Syesha? I have a final tomorrow so…
Howie Mandel. Ew.
Reelin’ in the Years by Steely Dan for Group Sing. Weak. And now with 30% more showchoir choreography.
David Archuleta is safe. I am so shocked.
Filler, filler, filler.
David Cook is safe. The David v David Thunderdome is still ready to go.
The Ford Commercial involves bull-fighting? Of course it does. (???)
Questions from viewers. Still fucking stupid.
Maroon 5. Don’t do a song I know.
Bo Bice. Does he do “Vehicle?” No? Then I don’t care.
Finally down to Syesha and Jason…and Jason is going home. Yeah, that’s fair. Jason claps for Syesha because he’s just a hippie stoner who loves everybody.
Lady Andrea out…to study.


