I moved to Chicago nineteen days ago and have finally gotten settled in and into a sort-of regular work schedule and so I can stop neglecting my personal blog.

I'm working on my bedroom eyes.
The semi-big news is that I now write a weekly sex column for a men’s website. The column is called Carnal Knowledge. I get paid to do it and so far I think I’m doing a decent job. I write under a pseudonym, so please don’t out me if you go read it. But here are the posts: Week 1, Week 2, Week 3, Week 4. If you enjoy them, feel free to tell your friends!
Not much else is happening. Shonn Greene is quietly putting together an awesome season for Iowa. He’s 3rd in D-I football in rushing yards on only 177 carries (both guys in front of him have 200+). SHONN GREENE FOR HEISMAN!


