This Sums it Up:

William:  I fully believe that when Hansbrough gets back to his room tonight, Jay Bilas will be there fully naked and holding a bottle of baby oil.

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Texting Can Be Tricky

While watching the final minutes of the Wisconsin-Illinois game, I sent the following text to a friend of mine:  “I always like to see the Big Ten get as many bids as possible.  Sorry about the Illini.”

His response was:  Hey, I was just happy to see a few more hands.  Next year!

Now, since on a telephone key pad the g-h are the same key, the m-n are the same key and the d-e are the same key…I’m assuming he meant “games.”  But it made me laugh anyway.

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Big Ten MADNESS

There was some pretty crazy shit happening last night in the Minnesota/Indiana game. In case you haven’t seen the highlights yet (there’s no way y’all saw it when the game was ACTUALLY on. I mean, 1) it’s Big Ten basketball and 2) it was on the Big Ten Network), what happened was this: DJ White went to the free throw line with Indiana down one point. He made the first one to tie it up, then bricked the second and GOT HIS OWN rebound and then got fouled. He again made 1 of 2 free throws to give Indy a one-point lead with 1.5 seconds left. Minnesota then threw a baseball pass the length of the court and true freshman Blake Hoffarber chucked a sky hook up and in at the buzzer for a Minnesota one-point victory. Here is the video:

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Big Ten Conference Panty Raid: SBTB Edition

Finally, the Big 6 Conference Tournaments are starting. I like watching scrappy teams play to not be in the play-in game as much as the next Lady…, but now it really starts. I am going to be in Chicago on Friday for back-to-back-to-back-to-back Big Ten games and I AM PUMPED! I got my foam finger ready to go, and hopefully nobody from Craig’s List hears about it. Tonight, I bring you your Big Ten Conference Panty Raid. Here is a link to the bracket. I’m going to predict an Iowa win. Partially because I’m a homer, but also because Alford has the best record in the BTT since its inception in 1998. The Hawkeyes are also tied with Illinois and Michigan State for most BTT titles. Go Hawkeyes!

I’m feeling nostalgic today, so I discuss each team as a character from Saved by the Bell. Follow me and feel free to sing along……when I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning, I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time (doo doo)…..

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More Adam Haluska Love

Our 1st-Team All-Big Ten Hawkeye is also a finalist for the Lowe’s Senior CLASS Award.  Go vote for him, here is the link.  He’s ESPN’s Academic All American of the Year and the Big Ten’s Scoring Leader at 21.3 pts per game.  Way to go Adam!

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Homer Hotties: Adam Haluska

Hello and welcome to the first installment of what will hopefully become a regular feature here, Homer Hotties. This is where one of the Ladies… will sing the praises, ogle the assets, and generally drool over someone from one of her teams. This inaugural article is going to feature one of my beloved Iowa Hawkeyes, Adam Haluska.

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