I’m Surprised It Took This Long…

I hope it's librarian-themed...

Sent to me from Alert Reader Brownie…

Do you look like Sarah Palin?

I sincerely hope there is some sort of adult actress who goes by or could starting going by Teena Phey.

Well… at least there’s no anal.

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Facebook Stalker

I was friended on Facebook recently by a young man named Marcelo.  When I asked if I knew him, he said no but that he would like to get to know me.  I did not respond, nor did I friend him.  Today, this happened:

He says, “HOLA…mi nonbre es marcelo y y soy de santiago de chile y me encantaria poder ser tu amigo y compartir grandes cosas y aventuras…mi correo electronico es [redacted] un beso y cuidate. ahh eres maravillosa…un angel.”

My rudimentary Spanish tells me he says, “Hi, my name is Marcelo, I am from Santiago, Chile. I would love to be your friend and share large things [ed.’s note: woo woo?] and adventures. My email is [redacted]. A kiss and take care. You are marvelous, an angel.”

Well… that’s nice.

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